Apologies to AT&T. It's The iPhone's Fault.

Dear AT&T,

Please accept my apology. I have been besmirching your good name for months. Going around and telling people that as much I had would love an iPhone I was not impressed with AT&T's service. All those dropped calls.

I'm now learning that I may have been blaming the wrong entity.

Turns out the guilty party is probably  not you at all,but the star of your product lineup. The adored iPhone.

When the iPhone was first released I suffered enormous iPhone envy. It was unrequited lust because AT&T is not my service provider,and I'm actually a very loyal Verizon customer.

Since those early days many friends and associates have taken up with the iPhone unable to resist those  irresistable apps, and promises of coolness by association. But for all its coolness, it seems the iPhone has some performance problems.

It has gotten so bad that some associates have started suggesting that I call them on their landlines. How retro is that?

  WARNING: Some explicit language. Just the F-word.